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Johnny Rocketfingers 2 Johnny Rocketfingers 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars



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Balls N Girls Balls N Girls

Rated 3 / 5 stars

The people reviewing this game are retarded

The game is not impossible... I played it, I know what part you are talking about... around the 20's or so the 2nd and 1st balls fall at ALMOST the same time... you have to start with the 2nd and move quick to get the 1st. All of you who say it can't be done are just sore losers. This game is very challanging... which is something that most people don't want... they want something that is easy to complete so they can have the hollow satisfaction of a simple victory. This game is very simplistic in it's style, but it is pretty damn tough to beat. Especially when the picture is about halfway revealed and you are trying to not only balance the juggling balls (ON THE GAME... sickos!) but also your eyes on the screen. So, rock on mr. game-maker-dude. Don't let the losers get ya down.

AD&D Engine - Fighter AD&D Engine - Fighter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

that was a cool game...

I found a way to go through the whole thing without getting hit once... by the end I had an armor class of -22, a thaco of 14 and I did 1D12+3 damage... I was a bad ass! All you have to do is up your dexterity, strength, and intelligence as high as they can go during character creation (I just kept rerolling until I had 29 bonus points) then get the Huge Sword at the beginning... it doesn't really matter which of the armors you get... when you get to the tree after the Kobold, click the middle symbol, your AC will drop by two points... then go to the chick that sells the wands and buy as much as you can until you are out of money, then click to buy something else... she will tell you to fight wolves... but you want to fight the kobold instead... then you can go to the tree, get the armor from that again... and just keep doing it until you are invincible.

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Kill Eminem Kill Eminem

Rated 0 / 5 stars

to the guy who last wrote a review...

actually all of that is just pop formed for different styles... if you really want to be antipop, why not go for Darkthrone or Summoning or Graveworm or even some Sigur Ros or Mogwai if you want something softer... or some cornershop... maybe some INDIE bands... you are saying you don't like pop but then you say you like Linkin Park and Disturbed? They are like boy bands with electric guitars and yelling (and they still rap... only they are bad at it.)... but ya... it's fun to kill Eminem... rock on.