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Hanged Man's Elegy Hanged Man's Elegy

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Insanity is a dirty slut. Insanity is a toothless whore and a skeezy bitch. Insanity is totally hot. Insanity is... your mom.

I'm the Monster I'm the Monster

Rated 3 / 5 stars

wow! num2ers in the pl6ce of l3tters...

no, but seriously, that was a pretty good flash... and nice guitar playing although a bit maturbatory.

"Waterman" Ep. VI "Waterman" Ep. VI

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

That would have been funny...

... had it not COMPLETELY ripped off Homestar Runner. Not only did you steal the whole "old cartoon" thing from them, but also the whole "syringed" and the sound effects... ... yeah... the cartoon used to be funny... now it's just a watered down version of other's creativity. What a shitty way to go out... I mean this is your last episode on newgrounds and you can't even come up with a single creative idea on your own. No sale.

Recent Game Reviews

Johnny Rocketfingers 2 Johnny Rocketfingers 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars



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Balls N Girls Balls N Girls

Rated 3 / 5 stars

The people reviewing this game are retarded

The game is not impossible... I played it, I know what part you are talking about... around the 20's or so the 2nd and 1st balls fall at ALMOST the same time... you have to start with the 2nd and move quick to get the 1st. All of you who say it can't be done are just sore losers. This game is very challanging... which is something that most people don't want... they want something that is easy to complete so they can have the hollow satisfaction of a simple victory. This game is very simplistic in it's style, but it is pretty damn tough to beat. Especially when the picture is about halfway revealed and you are trying to not only balance the juggling balls (ON THE GAME... sickos!) but also your eyes on the screen. So, rock on mr. game-maker-dude. Don't let the losers get ya down.

AD&D Engine - Fighter AD&D Engine - Fighter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

that was a cool game...

I found a way to go through the whole thing without getting hit once... by the end I had an armor class of -22, a thaco of 14 and I did 1D12+3 damage... I was a bad ass! All you have to do is up your dexterity, strength, and intelligence as high as they can go during character creation (I just kept rerolling until I had 29 bonus points) then get the Huge Sword at the beginning... it doesn't really matter which of the armors you get... when you get to the tree after the Kobold, click the middle symbol, your AC will drop by two points... then go to the chick that sells the wands and buy as much as you can until you are out of money, then click to buy something else... she will tell you to fight wolves... but you want to fight the kobold instead... then you can go to the tree, get the armor from that again... and just keep doing it until you are invincible.

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Recent Audio Reviews

Eternal Horizon (with vox) Eternal Horizon (with vox)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Sowing faith in a bed of lies
Rotting fruit is all we reap
Staring into the blinding light
The shadows growing can not be seen

Beneath an infinite sky
Tempestuous life

(Beneath and infinite sky)
(Tumultuous life)

These boundaries
The chains that bind
Humanity's plight

(Killing the body)
(That the soul may survive)
(This eternal strife)

Shining on waves upon the surface of the deep
Hollow sound vibrations echo faint but solemnly
Glinting specters dance upon awareness swept aside
Shunned in shallow currents misdirected from the tide

As abandoned gods
Croon their doleful hymn
hearken to the strain
Of the rabble antiphon
The screams of war
Self inflicted prophecy
Confessions quelled
In the silent endless void

Boundless night
The River runs deep
Forever time

Spread before you fire that breathes
flow,flow,flow into me

Beneath an infinite sky
Tempestuous existence

This body the cell that binds
The soul to mortal anguish

Beyond the borders between life and death
I walk the plains of unending serenity
Beneath an infinite sky
I gaze upon the eternal horizon

War Criminals War Criminals

Rated 5 / 5 stars


sounds like old metallica. makes my peepee headbanging. SATAN.

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Varg(with vox) Varg(with vox)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


And in the ash the seeds of wrath are sown
Pulsing within the earth, intrinsic as hunger
Gorging on the poison of desire for pain
All this is natural as death

All I seek
Through my hatred
Pain to me
Pays for judgement
Look to see
Nothing can be sacred
Born to be
The betrayer

Laws dictated by God
Sponsored in part by the corporations
Building your own prison walls
As I see through the eyes of a varg

Tempered into a hardened blade of rage
Shaped by the fires of unavoidable experience
Thrust into the jaws of the great gnawing beast
To be shat out into unrelenting insanity
Painted in the shades of night, he crept
As the moon paved the way of his dark intentions
Singularity of purpose guided him hence
To be the horrible and deadly force of vengeance

The secrets of the swept aside
Beckoning so sweetly, the dark beauty of abomination
Whispers, so seductively sibilant in their tone
Giving rise to doubt the purity of the soul